BREAKING NEWS : "BEEFING" National Security to Meat Challenges
In major revamp MHA disbands NSG and SPG. BHARATIYA BEEF CORP (BBC) raised to 'meat' challenges facing national security.
PM Modi congratulates Rajnath Singh for his "bovine inspiration"
Ramdev proclaims the BBC as "a cowherdly move" while Subramanian Swamy described it as" most certainly a cut above the rest"
After a major policy review Govt of India mooted the beefing up (literally) of the national security structure
The new security force inspired by the Israeli MOOSAD has received 'state of the art' phonetic training to inflict a muscular response to anything beginning with 'MOO' but sensitive to differences e.g. Musharraf and Mushroom, to eliminate risks of collateral damage
The revamped security structure is as follows:
*Tender Lions earlier SPG
*Sir Lions earlier Z grade security
*Short Lions VIPS below 5'
Other security levels include: Chuck, Brisket, Flank and Shank
Photos: (Top) Elite BBC recruits on parade at undisclosed location west of Noida (Bottom) Illustration of Revamped Security Levels
PM Modi congratulates Rajnath Singh for his "bovine inspiration"
Ramdev proclaims the BBC as "a cowherdly move" while Subramanian Swamy described it as" most certainly a cut above the rest"
After a major policy review Govt of India mooted the beefing up (literally) of the national security structure
The new security force inspired by the Israeli MOOSAD has received 'state of the art' phonetic training to inflict a muscular response to anything beginning with 'MOO' but sensitive to differences e.g. Musharraf and Mushroom, to eliminate risks of collateral damage
The new organisation namely the Bharatiya Beef Corp (BBC) H.A. Lal appointed as Director General. aka Coward(sic) in Chief.
The revamped security structure is as follows:
*Tender Lions earlier SPG
*Sir Lions earlier Z grade security
*Short Lions VIPS below 5'
Other security levels include: Chuck, Brisket, Flank and Shank
Photos: (Top) Elite BBC recruits on parade at undisclosed location west of Noida (Bottom) Illustration of Revamped Security Levels
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